(Source: sykend, via linneasnow)

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: fieldofbunnies, via kittkiss)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via awkwarddirtbag)

  • me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

(Source: cosimacormier, via itsrebeccablack)

anthonyyyy:

Hilary Duff is signed with RCA, you can pre-order “Chasing The Sun" now!

shitting omfg

(Source: hilaryxduff)

legallyblindobservations:

cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

What the Rock is cookin’?

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: y-xndere, via drunkfeferi)

deervision:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

i dont care but why is this tagged as jurassic park?

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via kyoslittlemonster)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

(via ruinedchildhood)