tastefullyoffensive:

"He finally grew into that bow tie." -taylor1021

(via askinnyblackman)

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via junglemusk)

(Source: pluiedem, via junglemusk)

American Horror Story: Freak Show

(Source: fionagoddess, via awkwarddirtbag)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via jessicaisbrown)

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via allaboutthenorm)

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(Source: crestas, via awkwarddirtbag)

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(Source: yggdrasilly, via kyoslittlemonster)

brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

i went to school with this kid. not only that but he sent me the same message on okcupid as well…. nice

(via allaboutthenorm)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via ruinedchildhood)

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

takethistyourgrave:

a gifset of “Girls/Girls/Boys” by Panic! at the Disco; requested by the-problematic-sapiosexual

(via gambiht)

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via phaevie)